(Source: bitchinqly, via mourn-the-wicked)
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
(Source: doodoomar, via mourn-the-wicked)
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can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
(via imaginaryfoofie)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via sweetn0thingsinmyear)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
